Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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