Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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