what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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