We got so high we made milksteak
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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