hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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