the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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