I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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