Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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