dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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