i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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