white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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