does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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