Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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