ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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