That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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