just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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