I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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