Umm I'm too high to move.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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