..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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