Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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