Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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