I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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