Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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