Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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