so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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