So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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