no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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