so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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