I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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