i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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