what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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