Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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