just tell him i said nine months
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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