You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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