It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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