Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sext me about skeletons
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