brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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