i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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