He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
third nipple confirmed
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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