how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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