Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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