My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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