Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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