You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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