Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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