It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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