I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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