gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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