They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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