i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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