At least make sure they are 18
Why
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
nutella sex= disaster
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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