Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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