so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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