Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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