I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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